I tried making pancakes. It went horribly

A couple of days ago I tried making some pancakes. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.

I almost dropped an egg. Instinctively I grabbed it midair. It broke in my hand, and I ended up smearing my hand, pants, and the kitchen floor in egg. Yaaaaaayy…

I put a little backing soda in the pancake mix, after that I wanted to close the bag. I was pushing the air out of the bag, and the bottom ripped. The kitchen floor was then full of baking soda. A couple of minutes earlier it was full of egg.

I put too much egg, and not enough flour in my pancake mix, so I wasn’t able to flip the pancakes properly. They all ended up being thin, really soft, and broken, and honestly a mess too. They didn’t look like pancakes at all.

The whole experience was a pain. But, I cut some strawberries and bananas over my so-called pancakes, and I’m happy to report that they actually tasted alright.